Chapter 252 Chapter 252

Rin’s and Kanata-san’s relationship.

“Even though we are always together, it feels like we haven’t seen each other in a while.”

“Indeed. It feels strange.”

Fufufu, Rosalia laughed. She had grown from a three-year-old to a seven-year-old.

“… Rin, aren’t you getting younger?”

I pulled out a mirror and peered into it. I was definitely getting younger. Am I around high school age?

“Yeah. Why?”

“Perhaps it’s because of the fusion.”

Darkness-sama appeared leisurely.

“I see. Darkness-sama, we will be counting on you tonight.”

“… Are you really doing it?”

“I’m a woman of my word! My motto is to return favors twice as much and grudges ten times as often!”

“Alright. I don’t mind. I will cooperate.”

“I’m off then.”

“Okay, please be careful. Darkness-sama, please take care of my other half.”

“Umu. You can leave it to me.”

Joining my hands with Darkness-sama, we crossed the dream.

“Heeh, so this is Kanata-san’s dream, huh.”

It’s the first time I’ve crossed into someone else’s dream. His dream was soft, with gentle colors. The floor was fluffy like a cloud and the sky was blue.

“Hmm, Kanata’s consciousness is over there. If you want to return or have any business, you can call for me.”

“Thank you, Darkness-sama. You have my gratitude, seriously!”

“Umu. I’m glad to be around you guys.”

Darkness-sama smiled foolishly and disappeared.

“Kanata-sa~n.”

I ran over to Kanata-san.

“… Rin-chan? Rosarin-chan? What is it?”

“You can call me RIn. I was brought here by Darkness-sama dream crossing magic. I’d like to borrow your dream, can I?”

“Ah? I don’t mind, but why not use your own?”

“I’m worried about the effect it would have on Rosalia, so I thought I’d rather not use mine. Is God not here today?”

“Well, I think he should be h…”

“Yo, yo, good evening~ what a rare guest!”

The white, nonchalant God appeared.

“Kanata-san, please try to use the magic spell you have learned today. Your target is over here.”

“Ou?”

“Eh?”

“It’s fine, he’s a god, after all! Ah, do you need an example? Teiteiteiteitei!”

I threw flame arrows at the target.

“Wha! Hot!? That’s dangerous! Stop throwing flame arrows at people!”

“Looks like he can take more. In that case, teiteiteitei!!”

“There’s more!?”

Shiva was running away, I was throwing flame arrows, and Kanata-san was frozen. What a chaos.

“Now that I’ve shown you how it’s done, give it a try, Kanata-san.”

“As iiiiiifff!?”

He hit me with a harisen. The sound was loud but not painful.

“Why!? Don’t be so violent all of a sudden! You scared the hell out of me!”

“… Was the punishment alright?”

“You did not hit him, and honestly, I have been so annoyed with him coming over every night, so it was refreshing.”

“You guys are really cruel, you know!? I’m a God, you know!? Have a little more respect!”

Shiva complained. Well, maybe he was right, but I had no right to comply.

“I’m not an inhabitant of this world, so I have no obligation to comply. I am fulfilling my condition of helping Rosalia in exchange for not dying. There is no need to respect you. You yourself have insulted us.”

“Eh?”

“A Beneficiary who only comforts!? Don’t bullshit me!! I’m not going to let Rosalia die! I’m going to survive together with her!”

“!!”

“Kanata-san and I are the same, right? I’m a Beneficiary summoned to ease the pain of someone with an irreversible fate, right?”

“… I won’t deny that.”

The white god said bitterly.

“I’m going to oppose and resist this fate, and definitely become a wonderful grandmother with Rosalia, and we will die happy together by Dirk’s side!”

“… Well, that’s really unexpected. I don’t know whether it’s your intuition or you are just smart… you are just like her. Nothing works the way I want it to… fufufufu, ahahahaha! I really never get bored!”

“By the way, what would happen if God gets tortured in your dream?”

“Wait a moment! What are you trying to do!?”

“I mean, it is my dream after all, so please no splattering, okay?”

“No, I also hate splattering. I just want to make sure that if I inflict too much pain on him, your mind won’t weaken, and he will disappear.”

“I’m getting scared over here, though! But I think that torturing won’t make me disappear. Using too much of my divine power should, theoretically, make me disappear, though…”

“Understood.”

I nodded and spoke to Kanata-san.

“Kanata-san, during the day, Rosalia… Rosarin taught you a magic spell that you had to learn no matter what, right?”

“Ah? Ou.”

We then talked in secret. What he heard what I told him, he gave me a look of utter dismay.

“………… You taught me that just because of something this stupid? However, to be honest, I don’t dislike it!”

“Wassup! Boss!”

“Lessgo, henchman!”

“A, a, aanikiii!!”

“Awwright!!”

Shiva was confused by our unintelligible tension.

How nostalgic, this groove is. We don’t have muscles, but we’re striking muscle poses. We’re definitely idiots. No, no, that’s wrong. We’re on the same page!!

We’ve always been this way in the game. That’s why there’s no way we’ll ever fall in love. We are pure comrades. We are soulfriends!

“Eh? Eh?”

We began to harass Shiva, who was completely unable to keep up, breathlessly.

“”Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, KabaddiKabaddiKabaddiKabaddiKabaddiKabaddiKabaddi.””

Kanata-san and I used the magic of acceleration to perform a high-speed Kabaddi. Kanata-san also had a straight face. Way to go! Kanata-san!

Then we chanted back and forth around Shiva. Our breathing was synced perfectly! We kept on chanting Kabaddi in a non-breath like incantation.

“”Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, KabaddiKabaddiKabaddiKabaddiKabaddi.””

“Hey! Scary! You don’t make sense and move too fast on top of it! Scary! It’s even scarier because of your straight faces!! Nooo! Stoooop!!”

We surrounded Shiva and played Kabaddi with him for a while. I forgave him when he started crying seriously.

“”Yeah!!””

We high-fived each other in a happy mood.

“You guys aren’t really twins or something, right!? Even your breathing was synced!!”

“”Nah, we are just soulfriends.””

“You get along well!”

“”We won’t deny that.””

“Stop being in sync already!”

“”No, we are not doing this on purpose.””

It’s really not on purpose. What an amazing synchronization rate. Maybe it was because I was doing something so stupid that I was late in noticing the guy who showed up out of nowhere.

“!?”

I was suddenly attacked from behind and I quickly carried Kanata-san over my shoulder to avoid the attack. As expected of a dream, it allowed me to move as well as Rosarin even though I’m just Rin. Or maybe it’s because we almost fused?

“Slength!?”

The muscular big fella who attacked us was the God of Martial Arts! I quickly pulled out my usual twin swords to fight back, but he was as strong as Geraldin-san! I think it’s a foul to be able to move that fast with a sword that huge!?

And before I knew it, there was also a sexy, dynamite, enviable beauty and a cool, glasses-wearing hottie. Who are you guys?

“Stop it, Slength!”

Kanata-san tried to stop him, but Slength-san didn’t seem to want to listen. It’s a dream, but his blows are so heavy. I’ve got my hands full dealing with it. Using magic, I created a distance.

I thought about it for a minute, but I don’t think I can win. Since I don’t feel like I can win, then it’s time to cheat! My opponent took me by surprise, so I’m also willing to play dirty!

“Improvisation Special Move! Rolling Shiva!”

“Eh!? Uwaaaaah!?”

Let me explain! What Rolling Shiva is! First, prepare the whip. Coil the whip around Shiva’s body. Then, you throw him at the enemy in the manner of a spinning top, an impromptu special move! Good boys must not imitate this!

“…!!”

Getting surpised by the special move, Slength-san threw his greatsword aside and caught Shiva. Yes! Both of his hands were now occupied, and he’s given up his weapon! I instantly went behind him and started to attack.

“Roar! My Golden Finger!! Secret move! TICKLING HELL!!”

“………!?…………!! Ah… aha… ahahahahaha!! Stop!? Ahahahahaha!! Hiyahahahahahaha!! Stoooahahahahahahaha!!”

“Uohhh…”

Kanata-san was speechless. I squeezed lots of oohs and aahs out of him. Slength-san’s abdominal muscles were twitching from my technique, and he looked like he was in a pinch with tears and snot spraying all over his face. Whether you’re a warrior or an assassin, you can’t train this your body against this. If you are too focused on frontal attacking, tickling is an effective method.

“Oh my… Slength is laughing.”

“Umu. Is it going to rain tomorrow?”

The two mysterious people seemed to be dissapointed. And Shiva’s eyes rolled. He can’t help it, I physically turned them that way.+

“Hiyaahahahahaha!! Pleahahahaha!! Stooop!!”

“… Slength, will you stop attacking now?”

Slength-san nodded while crying.

“Rin-chan, he will stop, can you forgive him now? I will apologize in his stead.”

“It cannot be helped, then. I will forgive you considering Kanata-san, but… there won’t be a next time, alright?”

“…!! (Nodnod!)”

“And so, why did you attack me all of a sudden?”

“…………”

“Ah~ is that so.”

“… His voice was too low, I didn’t hear anything.”

“He couldn’t but want to duel. Because he found a capable opponent.”

“I see. Then say it out loud first.”

“… He thought you would refuse if he asked. I look this… scary, he said.”

“Nah? Not really?”

“”…………””

There’s no way I’d be scared, thanks to the roughnecks I beat up at the Adventurer’s Guild who occasionally get tangled up with me.

“Rin-chan is not normal, after all…”

“What do you mean by that, bro.”

“Put your hand on a heart and think about it.”

“…… He’s packing some fine pecs!”

I put my hand on Slength-san’s chest.

“Don’t be sexually harassing a God so casually!”

I was spanked by Kanata-san with a harisen. No, they are quite fine, so I didn’t think about it.

“………… (blush).”

“Stop blushing! Are you a girl!?”

Slength-san was also scolded. I honestly apologize. But I was so tense. The muscles were amazing.

“Ah~ let’s have a duel another time.”

“……… (Nod, nod).”

This God might be cute. And, for some reason the other… except the white God, the disappointing man and woman were laughing so hard they were twitching, what happened to them?