Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka? Volume Chapter 15

Ughhh, I’m soooo mad!

What is it this time, you ask?

It’s that stupid Goody Two-shoes and the class rep girl!

Goody Two-shoes keeps getting all up in my business, like he’s got something to prove!

Test scores, practical skill grades, and stuff like that—he’s always trying to caaaasually check to see if he beat me.

Too bad I aaaalways come out on top!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

I’m a reincarnation, you loser!

I’m not going to be defeated by some snot-nosed kid!

So I always make a point of laughing right in his annoying face!

Serves him right!

What?

That doesn’t sound very mature?

Oh, shut up.

But I guess that must have fanned the flames of his one-sided rivalry or something, because now he just sticks close to me around the clock.

It’s super unsettling, like I’m being monitored twenty-four seven!

And if that wasn’t annoying enough, there’s Miss Class Rep, too!

She’s not actually the class rep or anything, but that’s what she reminds me of, so that’s what I call her in my head.

Anyway, Miss Class Rep is apparently Mr. Goody Two-shoes’s fiancée.

It’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone actually use that word, let me tell you.

But either way, she told me to stop getting so close to a boy who has a fiancée.

He’s the one who keeps getting too close to me, idiot!

Why am I the one to blame here?

Are you kidding me?!

Argh, I can’t take it anymore!

And this cycle of stupidity continues every day!

I need more Merazophis in my diet.

So take this thread off me and let me run away already.

What do you mean you can’t?

Jerk!