I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 904 – The Might of the Lollipop

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

That’s right, An Lin had a bold idea!

There was only one lollipop left, so… How about giving it to Xiaolan?

Hehehe…

A sinister smile suddenly appeared on An Lin’s face.

Tang Ximen shuddered at the sight of An Lin’s mysterious smile, and he immediately bade farewell. “Junior Student An Lin, if there’s nothing else you wanted to talk about, then I’ll be taking my leave.”

An Lin was more than happy for Tang Ximen to leave, and he immediately waved a dismissive hand. “Piss off!”

Senior Student Tang left.

An Lin turned to the dorm room beside his and hesitated momentarily before taking a deep breath and making his way toward it…

This was just an ordinary lollipop, but anyone who ate it would think that he was more handsome and more enchanting…

As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 

Xu Xiaolan surely found him quite handsome already, wouldn’t the enhancement effect make him absolutely irresistible to her?

He was getting a little excited thinking about this.

He knocked on Xu Xiaolan’s door.

“Xiaolan, how are your injuries?” An Lin asked in concern.

“I’ve pretty much fully recovered from all injuries.” After their battle, Xu Xiaolan had taken a bath and changed into a white dress, which was embroidered with bamboo. Her hair fell like a waterfall behind her, and her skin was like the most delicate jade. An Lin inhaled and was greeted by the enchanting scent unique to Xu Xiaolan.

An Lin had only just walked into the door, and his body was already feeling completely carefree. He felt like this was heaven.

If he could, he would love to live here. It was much better than his zoo of a dorm room!

“What? You’re feeling a little guilty, so you came to see me?” A vibrant, teasing smile appeared on Xu Xiaolan’s face.

An Lin nodded with a sincere expression. “That’s right. I’m here to visit you and give you a little present for what I did.”

“What is it?” Xu Xiaolan’s interest was piqued.

An Lin slowly pulled out a lollipop from his pocket before placing it on Xu Xiaolan’s table.

Upon seeing the lollipop, Xu Xiaolan’s expression faltered slightly. She then burst into laughter. “What an interesting present…”

She picked up the lollipop with a smile lingering on her lips. “But I like it!”

An Lin nodded with a gentle smile. “This is a unique, one-of-a-kind lollipop! It’s extremely delicious, and I’m giving it to you. No need to thank me!”

Xu Xiaolan tore open the wrapper, and her eyes lit up when she saw the rainbow light flashing from within. She opened her mouth and placed the lollipop within.

An exquisite sweetness instantly spread throughout her entire body.

Her body trembled slightly as her eyes became a little glazed over.

An Lin looked at Xu Xiaolan with anticipation in his eyes. “How is it?”

Do I look more handsome now? He decided to keep that sentence to himself.

Xu Xiaolan raised her head, and her eyes rippled with a peculiar emotion.

A hint of blush appeared on her face as she stared at An Lin and nodded lightly. “It’s delicious! An Lin… You have some too!”

She pulled the rainbow lollipop out from her mouth, seemingly following some internal conflict. There were still delectable, translucent liquid on the surface of the lollipop.

Xu Xiaolan always shared things with An Lin that she felt were good.

When she heard that there was only one of this lollipop in this world, she felt like An Lin shouldn’t miss out on such a delicious lollipop.

Upon seeing this, An Lin’s heart rate and breathing accelerated.

Eat Xiaolan’s lollipop? This is an indirect kiss…

So exciting!

Also, would he develop stronger feelings for Xu Xiaolan if he ate her lollipop? Would Xu Xiaolan become even more beautiful and alluring? This was a notion worth testing out!

Without further hesitation, An Lin opened his mouth to accept the lollipop Xu Xiaolan was passing to him.

So sweet!!!

A unique sweetness flowed into his body like a rainbow, filling him up with bliss. The sweetness flowed throughout his body and into his consciousness. It was also overflowing with an abundant energy, and it was like the most delightful thing in this world!

A mellow, seductive voice said, “An Lin… Give me a taste…”

An Lin looked up to see Xu Xiaolan looking at him with yearning in her eyes. After struggling with an internal conflict of his own, he handed the lollipop over to Xu Xiaolan.

Thus, the two of them took turns to lick the lollipop.

Xu Xiaolan’s arms had somehow already wrapped themselves around An Lin’s arm. Her warm and exquisite body pressed itself tightly against An Lin’s, and as her voluptuous chest rose and fell, a beautiful blush appeared on her pristine, swan-like neck. She looked up with passion overflowing from her eyes as she let loose a soft, seductive cry. “An Lin… I…”

Her breathing accelerated as she pressed her lips toward An Lin’s.

An Lin shot a glance at Xu Xiaolan, but he was still sucking relentlessly on the lollipop.

When had a holy and regal woman like her ever presented such a thirsty, seductive display?

However, An Lin abruptly pushed her aside with a disdainful expression. “Get away from me, woman!”

Upon being pushed aside, Xu Xiaolan faltered as a hint of loss and pain appeared on her face. However, she still made her way toward An Lin. “An Lin, I don’t want the lollipop, I only want you…”

An Lin’s expression darkened as he pushed Xu Xiaolan to the ground again. “Piss off, woman! Don’t try to get near me!”

Xu Xiaolan: “???”

An Lin harrumphed coldly as he made his way toward the mirror in the room. He looked at the man in the mirror, and an expression of intoxication appeared on his face.

He sucked on the lollipop and stroked his chest with a blush on his face. “What a peerlessly handsome man!

“How could there be such an outrageously flawless man in this world…”

He stroked his own face and was completely entranced by his own reflection.

Xu Xiaolan made her way toward him with a hint of resentment and seduction on her face as she laid her hands onto An Lin’s shoulders. “An Lin, how could you treat me like this?”

The expression of disdain resurfaced on An Lin’s face as he brutally pushed Xu Xiaolan aside. “F*ck off!”

He looked at the man in the mirror, and his breathing accelerated with boundless yearning. “Only I am worthy of myself in this world!”

Xu Xiaolan was in despair. Tears welled up in her eyes as she clasped her hands over her heart, which was throbbing at the sight of the self-absorbed man.

An Lin really had fallen in love. He unconsciously leaned forward and extended his neck to try and kiss the man in the mirror!

However, it was also at that moment that the lollipop was finished.

A mysterious ripple began to disappear.

An Lin’s eyes recovered their former clarity.

He received a massive fright from the man in the mirror before hurtling back in retreat.

“Holy f*ck! What am I doing?” An expression of shock and fear appeared on his face.

After recollecting the events that had just transpired, he finally came to a realization. “So that lollipop won’t just evoke love within the consumer for the person in front of them. Instead, it will make everyone who eats it fall for the owner of the lollipop, which is why I fell in love with myself…”

“Hehe, what an astute analysis.”

A crisp, pleasant voice sounded.

An Lin turned to discover Xu Xiaolan looking at him with a hint of a smile on her face. A dangerous light flashed in her eyes…