Goddess of Ice; Reborn as Naruto's twin sister Chapter 437 – Messing With Future Sasuke

“I didn’t know dad had a big sister.”

A groan left Sasuke’s mouth when he heard Boruto’s words, causing Yuna to chuckle in amusement.

“Ma, no worries, Sasuke, I already expected that to be the case.”

Despite Yuna’s words, Sasuke was wearing a deep frown on his face.

‘Isn’t this bad? Will the future get messed up? No, that’s impossible. After all, I know this woman in front of me doesn’t exist in the future, so this should be something like a different timeline.’

Satisfied at his theory, Sasuke nodded his head and put his attention back on Yuna.

“Anyway, jokes aside we…”

“Ohh? You thought I joked about little you turning into a woman? Here, take a look.”

How could Yuna possibly allow Sasuke to dismiss her words as a mere joke? So, she interrupted Sasuke’s speech and took out a photo she made of the transformed Sasuke and handed it to him.

Sasuke accepted the photo with doubt clearly showing on his face, but his chin hit the ground as soon as he saw the picture. Boruto, who was still standing next to him, took a peek as well, causing his face to flush red while a bit of blood started flowing out of his nose.

“D-Damn, that’s hot, you know!”

As soon as he said that, he regretted his words as Sasuke gave him a scalding glare that made Boruto shrink back his head.

“What the hell is this?”

“Sasuccubus.”

“How did that happen? What did you do?”

“Modified Orochimaru’s curse seal.”

“Huh? That’s possible? No, wait, that doesn’t matter! How did I react?”

“Well, you added me as a target for your revenge.”

“Urgh, young me would do that, wouldn’t he?”

Sasuke wasn’t exactly proud of everything he did in his younger days, so that was a bit of a sour topic for him. However, moments later, his eyes sharpened.

“What about Danzo? Have I already killed him?”

‘Although I planned not to influence the past with my actions, since this is a different timeline anyway, killing Danzo again should be fine, right?’

While those thoughts appeared in Sasuke’s head, Yuna shook her head and said something genuinely shocking for him.

“Danzo? Killed him years ago.”

“Huh? You killed him? And you did it years ago!? How old were you when you did that?”

“Mhh? My age? I think I was around 13 when it happened.”

“T-Thirteen!?”

Naturally, Sasuke was shocked about someone being able to kill Danzo at such a young age. In his timeline, he confronted Danzo when he was 16 and barely won the fight due to his Susanoo. If he had fought Danzo at the age of 13, he would have been killed as easily as a chicken.

“Yeah, it was a pretty decent fight. The fifty goons he brought with him were rather dull, but being able to kill Danzo repeatedly due to his weird Sharingan trick was pretty fun. Well, I got a teeny tiny bit angry and blasted him with a bit too much power at the end and was unconscious for a few days, but it couldn’t be helped.”

Yet again, Sasuke got dazed by Yuna’s words and how casually she retold the story of how she killed one of Konoha’s elders. After a few seconds, Sasuke’s mind managed to snap back into place as there was something else he wanted to know.

“How can you stay in Konoha despite killing one of its elders?”

Yuna shook her head in disappointment when she heard Sasuke’s question.

“Seems like you still not entirely cured of your one-track mind, Sasuke. Obviously, I didn’t just charge in and kill him. Danzo did a lot of dirty stuff, so after I killed him, I ensured that everyone in Konoha would know who the bad guy was. It also helped that he tried to kill me while I was on a mission, allowing me to frame him with desertion.”

“Y-You framed him just like that? And nobody doubted your words?”

Yuna rolled her eyes and touched her forehead with her hand, making it look like she had a headache.

“Sasuke, it’s called bribery, and it makes a lot of things much easier.”

“Y-You bribed people!? W-What about the other two elders? Did you get rid of those two as well?”

“Nah, you are the one who killed them. But don’t worry, I manipulated you to put Akatsuki robes on their corpses and toss them on the ground during Pain’s attack on Konoha. Although that plan didn’t go exactly how I wanted, things turned out well in the end.

You are currently considered as a hero of the village and might soon get the Hokage title forc… *cough* bestowed on you. Good for you.”

“Err… what?”

This was pretty much the breaking point for Sasuke as his thoughts came to a standstill. He couldn’t believe how different everything was. When he was the age of this timeline’s Sasuke, he ran around the Elemental Nations crazed, hunting down everything that could help him with his revenge while getting manipulated by Obito. One time, he even decided to shoot a Chidori through Karin, one of his comrades at that time, to kill Danzo.

In this timeline, he was yet again manipulated by someone, but somehow everything turned out good. He was safely in Konoha. He was considered a hero and even was in the running for the Hokage seat.

While Sasuke was in a daze, Boruto’s eyes shone when he heard Yuna’s words.

“So Sasuke-san is going to be Hokage? Awesome! I bet he will be a great Hokage.”

Yuna heard Boruto’s words and glanced at him with a combination of pity and doubt in her eyes.

‘I don’t know about the Sasuke in front of me, but the one I know is utterly unfit to be Hokage. He is too aggressive, has no sense for politics, and isn’t smart enough either.’

[And yet you want to push him into that position.]

‘Well, he is fun to mess with, after all.’

[Of course.]

Yuna noticed that Sasuke’s brain was almost done restarting, so she resumed talking.

“Anyway, how about we go to my Uzumaki clan compound and continue the conversation there? I’m sure there must be a reason for your presence in this timeline, right?”

“”Your Uzumaki clan compound?””