Crazy Detective Chapter 399

“Zhao – Yu!” In the quiet forest, Miao Ying suddenly roared, “are you full of roundworms? Didn’t I tell you to bring two tents? Where’s the tent? This… What are these? “

Before starting, Miao Yingming saw Zhao Yu with two tents, so she brought him two tents as agreed. Who knows, one bag is a tent, while the other bag is not, but full of messy things.

“Well…” Zhao Yu explained leisurely, “this tent is the most expensive in his shop. It’s said to be the latest fully automatic tent. Moreover, it’s no problem to hold four or five people in it! Moreover, save resources! If you want to walk such a long way, you have to pack light. You’re not tired to death with two tents? “

“What about the sleeping bag? Why did you bring only one sleeping bag? Where’s the damp proof pad? Where is it? “

Miao Ying scolded and zipped another tent bag. As a result, eight or nine bottles of Tsingtao beer and a lot of snacks such as chicken feet and duck necks appeared impressively.

“I’ll go! This…… “Miao Ying’s eyebrows were crooked,” Zhao Yu! What do you have here? Master Zhao, are you still carrying peanuts and peas? Tell me, let’s go on a long journey. What are you doing with beer!? Do you want to drive a stall in the forest? “

“Well… Well!” Zhao Yu explained leisurely again, “it’s useful to relieve fatigue! I’m so tired of walking this day. Drink some wine to relieve my fatigue! “

“The bastard belt is smoking. I’ve convinced you!” Miao Ying continued to fire while picking up the items in her pocket. “Let’s handle the case in the field. You don’t bring a flashlight, rope or even a lighter. Look at you, my God, what’s this…”

Miao Ying took out several large boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu’s pocket.

“Mistakenly… Misunderstood!” At this moment, Zhao Yu blushed slightly and said, “I’m an honest man. Don’t want to pollute! I’ve seen it on TV. It can be used to hold water and bind things. It’s strong! “

“Tie things, tie what? I think you have some bad tendencies, don’t you? Shake m or shake s? ” Miao Ying was very angry. “Fortunately, I didn’t believe you, wild master Zhao. Otherwise, all I have left is the West and north wind!”

With that, Miao Ying turned and opened the tent bag lock, and began to skillfully set up the only tent.

“Well… That… Captain Miao, listen to me…” Zhao Yu approached and wanted to explain.

“Get out! Pick up firewood! Stay away from me! ” Miao Ying roared, “I’m really obsessed. My God, how can I believe your mallet?”

“OK, OK, leave it to me!” Zhao Yu hurried to pick up firewood.

At this time, although it was less than 7 p.m., it was fast dark in the forest. They had been on their way all day, so they found a clean place to camp.

Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying wanted to find a guide in the local area, but Zhao Yu drove them all away. They had ordered one, but Zhao Yu quietly stuffed 200 yuan and sent it away.

Darling, Zhao Yu finally caught this good opportunity to get close to the goddess. How can she let others come out to stir up the situation? Before entering the forest, he patted his chest and promised that he was a wilderness expert and didn’t need any guides at all.

However, not long after he came in, he couldn’t find the north at all! Fortunately, Miao Ying has some outdoor experience, so she won’t deviate.

In fact, however, of course, Zhao Yu deliberately made these things. Although he is very low about wilderness adventure, he is not weak enough to be brainless.

The reason why he is so exaggerated is naturally that he wants to make things with beauty Miao? As the saying goes, if there is no difficulty, it is necessary to create difficulties. Only when there are difficulties, can they get closer!

Hey, hey

A tent, a sleeping bag, a stack of Durex… This idea has come to the point of being explicit!

Zhao Yu hummed a little song about Zhu Bajie carrying his daughter-in-law, while leisurely picking up firewood. At the same time, she also dreamed of a better life in a tent with beautiful women at night.

Through today’s one-day journey, they are thirty or forty kilometers away from the area where the old experts experienced the flood.

From tomorrow, they will officially enter the tracking stage. Therefore, this evening is when Zhao yuweiyi can have some fun with Miao Ying. Naturally, he won’t miss such a great opportunity.

Of course, playing is fun, but Zhao Yu is not at all relaxed. He used an enhanced detector that can last 10 days early in the morning. Once someone wants to approach him with electronic equipment, he will not escape his detection.

Hoo

The fire rose just in time, and it was completely dark.

Perhaps Miao Ying has seen through Zhao Yu’s abacus. After making the fire, she never expressed anger at Zhao Yu. After setting up the tent, she put the outdoor cooking utensils she brought on the fire and began to cook instant noodles.

“Hey? It smells delicious… “Zhao Yu lifted her nose and smelled it. She was also hungry. She hurriedly came up to him and said,” Captain Miao, cook me a packet, too? “

“No,” said Miao Ying firmly, “eat your chicken feet! I didn’t expect you to bring only this. I have to keep some of my instant noodles! ““ Who said, “I’ve only brought so little!” As she spoke, Zhao Yu brought her satchel and took out two plastic bags. One plastic bag was holding sesame cakes, the other plastic bag was wrapped with oil paper, and the oil paper was wrapped with a fragrant roast chicken“ Come on! I’m not as stingy as you. Here, take it… “Zhao Yu broke a chicken leg and handed it to Miao Ying“ I’ll go! ” Miao Ying felt dizzy. She took the chicken leg and said, “Zhao Yu, you are really a wonderful flower in the wilderness survival world! I’ve convinced you! ““ Thank you, thank you! How else is it called wild Zhao Ye? “Come…” then Zhao Yu took out another plastic bag from her ass pocket, “there are salted duck eggs here. Just eat them with baked cakes, porcelain solid!” I pour! Miao Ying almost threw the chicken leg into the fire… After eating, they planned their itinerary and search scope for tomorrow. However, Zhao Yu was obviously distracted, and her eyes had been watching Miao Ying’s beautiful face in the light of the fire. His heart pounded, and a unique hormone of primitive male animals spread all over him. Zhao Yu is an old hand. As soon as she turns her eyes, she finds the entry point to overthrow the goddess“ Hey? Captain Miao, let’s have a duel before we go to bed? ” Zhao Yu stood up, dusted the soil, and deliberately said, “the last time you taught me in the martial arts school, I’m a little rusty. Why don’t you teach me again?”“ What’s the matter, punk? What’s the wrong idea? ” Although Miao Ying scolded, she stood up and began to play tricks with Zhao Yu. They were in the open space by the fire. You came and I went and practiced the past moves. Zhao Yu had a design and practiced very well, but he suddenly turned around and hugged Miao Ying’s arms behind him, and then locked Miao Ying up with a move“ You… Hello… “Miao Ying tried to shake her shoulders and struggled, but Zhao Yuli was so strong that she couldn’t get rid of it. Seeing the success of the plan, Zhao Yuli licked his face and leaned close to Miao Ying’s ear. He said with a squint: “Hey, hey, Captain Miao, look… Is my move powerful enough?” Zhao Yu put her face close to Miao Ying’s ear and rubbed it. “You can’t move anymore. If I kiss your face, you’ll lose…” Zhao Yu, you bastard! ” Miao Ying is still struggling, but she can’t get rid of it. Her face is red with anxiety. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.