Am I A God? Chapter 303

Chapter 303: Contact and Break

Translator: Sparrow Translations  Editor: Sparrow Translations

“All these time, I thought this was just a nutcase running around exacting his vengeance on all these criminals. However, based on all the intel that we have gathered, my preliminary investigation tells me that the man who assaulted Sphynx Cat and destroyed Muscle Society is this guy right here.”

“Based on our recent investigations, we have managed to elucidate a few of his key characteristics. Firstly, he has set his eyes specifically on apostles and supercats. Also, he acts in the name of self-proclaimed justice. He is on a constant lookout for criminals.”

“Based on the interrogation with the apostles and supercats nabbed by this man, he suffers from a serious case of delusional disorder. He is always looking for this mysterious boss, working behind the scenes.”

At this moment, Inspector Ho’s serious proclamations were interrupted by the peals of laughter which broke out amongst his colleagues.

Lin Chen clutched his belly and laughed, “Simply put, he is just a narcissistic son of a bitch who wants to get rid of all the evils in this world.”

“Despite his mental disorders, his combat powers have been proven time and time again from when he destroyed Muscle Society to what he has done these days.” Inspector Ho pinched the bridge of his nose before continuing, “You have seen the autopsy report for Butcher. No Brain might be narcissistic, but he is a powerful and scary narcissist.”

“Lin Chen” Inspector Ho stared straight at him before ordering, “I am putting you directly in charge of this case. Do not confront him at all costs. Try to find some way to talk to him. See if you can get him to join our side.”

…

Zhao Yao, who was kept busy with all these laborious tasks, naturally had no idea that his second identity had been targeted by the government.

The moment he returned home from the café, he instantly collapsed on the couch.

“This is so tiring! Work in the day, followed by more work at night! If such a hardworking person like myself made it into the celestial world, I will instantly become the most revered and well-liked deity around.”

Memories of all the missions he had completed over the past few days whizzed past his head. Even Zhao Yao started respecting himself for his professionalism and perseverance.

“I must take a good, long rest after this stupid competition.”

He took a look at the status of his BOOK and realized that it had grown to lv5(488/10000) from his relentless hard work.

“Not bad, not bad at all.” Exultation surged through him as he muttered, “This means that I can upgrade both Ares and Lucifer before the start of the competition.”

Zhao Yao had zero intentions to use any other cat’s ability unless he was forced to do so. However, these two cats provided powers that offered impeccable defensive capabilities. Having the option to secretly use their powers to aid him in the battle was always an ideal option.

While Zhao Yao was still absorbed in his thoughts, Rice Cake, who was engrossed in his own game, started screaming and jolted Zhao Yao from his concentration. Since picking up this game, Rice Cake had honed her trash talking skills and had learned to speak via the vibration of the air molecules.

“What the f*ck, another aimbot?”Rice Cake retorted, “Your entire family can simply go and die! How dare you kill a woman?”

Zhao Yao’s forehead creased together when he heard that angelic voice spouting all the vulgarities. That combination just felt so wrong in the ears. However, he understood how toxic the gaming environment was and it was inevitable that she would pick up these vocabularies.

While Zhao Yao was busy pondering about Rice Cake’s situation, she had started screaming again, “Zhao Yao! Transfer me some money to buy some in-game items!”

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes helplessly and answered, “I’ve already told you! Do not spend money on games!”

“Why?” Rice Cake was bursting with anger as she continued, “My opponents are crushing me with those weapons! Why can’t I let them have a taste of their own stinky medicine?”

Zhao Yao felt his anger pulsating through his body and retorted, “You will be the laughing stock amongst the professionals if they learn that you had to resort to such methods to win.”

Rice Cake remained adamant and replied, “I’m just a cat, and do you think I care?”

Rice Cake’s anger had sent waves sweeping in the surroundings as a chorus erupted, “Buy items! Buy items! Buy items!”

Zhao Yao glanced at Rice Cake and realized that she was already vibrating like a buzzing phone. Actually, the entire building had already started to vibrate at a scale that was indiscernible to the regular eyes. However, with his astute observation skills, Zhao Yao had already detected it.

He knew that he could not afford to let this situation deteriorate, hence he was left with one option. He pacified Rice Cake by saying “Alright, alright. I cannot allow you to spend money on games, but I can impart 20 years of first player shooting experience to you.”

The tremors instantly stopped. Rice Cake stared wide-eyed at Zhao Yao and asked, “Really?”

“Of course.” Zhao Yao ran his fingers through her fur and explained, “There are only three principles in FPS – speed, accuracy, ruthless. However, the most important principle was definitely accuracy. You will be invincible with it.” As he spoke, he reached his arms towards Rice Cake and cupped both of her ears, “Close your eyes. I am about to impart my years of training to you.”

Rice Cake obediently shut her eyes. After ensuring that she had done just that, Zhao Yao reached for a pen before drawing a crosshair on her computer screen.

“Alright, I have transferred all my powers to you. From now on, there will always be a gun resting in your heart. Open your eyes and look at the screen. Do you see a crosshair?”

“Oh, my …. It’s really there! I can really see a crosshair that has never been there before!”

“That’s right, just aim at this point in the future.”

After pacifying Rice Cake, Zhao Yao’s attention was immediately brought to a racket in another corner.

Just five minutes earlier, Roly Poly was busy reading through the contents in his phone as he glanced at Mango from time to time, “After your cat completes a task, remember to reward him with food. Hmph, I guess I didn’t prepare enough food the last time.”

He continued reading, “For cats who love to shit and pee wherever their hearts desired, it is crucial that you reward them with food when they pee or shit in the correct place. If they commit any mistakes, reprimand them with a loud scolding to alert them to their mistakes.”

“Hmph, Mango is exactly the same as the book’s description. I’ll just abide by the training instructions on the book for the next few days. I must reward him with food when he shits or pee in the correct place. This will help him adopt the correct habits.”

A contented smile crept up Roly Poly’s face at the thought of it, “Zhao Yao hates it when Mango shits all over the place. He will simply love me to death if I successfully complete the mission!”

Suddenly, Matcha noticed a figure approaching the toilet at the corner of his eyes. He was overwhelmed with excitement as he raced towards it with a bag of tidbits dangling from his mouth.

“Great, I’ll simply feed him with this when he leaves the toilet. This will teach him to adopt the correct toilet practice!”

One minute later, Mango left the toilet with a piece of shit dangling from his mouth. Roly Poly stared dumbfoundedly at this scene. Mango instantly raced towards Roly Poly the moment he saw him.

“Don’t come near me!”

“Why are you following me?”

Mango began stalking Roly Poly with the shit dangling from his mouth. However, Mango was getting increasingly annoyed as his brows knitted together. He thought that he could always exchange shit for food, but could not understand why Roly Poly was running away this time around.

The commotion Zhao Yao noticed was coming from Roly Poly and Mango.

Zhao Yao noticed the lump dangling by Mango’s mouth and he burst out, “Mango! What the hell are you doing?”

Mango was taken aback by Zhao Yao’s sudden outrage and instantly opened his mouth.

The lump of shit fell to the floor in slow motion which caused Zhao Yao to shake with fury.

“Mango! You are dead!”

“You too, Roly Poly! You know that Mango is intellectually challenged and yet you want to play with him!”

Roly Poly tried to defend himself but it was to no avail.

“Get rid of all the mess on the floor! Now!”

Roly Poly’s temple throbbed with anger as he went on to wipe the floor. While cleaning, he had set his mind on one goal, “I will not be beaten by this minor setback. Wait for it. I will make Mango submit to me. I will make this training a success!”

At this moment, a soft fizz rang in the apartment as all the lights went out instantaneously.

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