I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 827 – Explosions are an Art

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

Xiao Ze was dominating the flaming falcon. Dragon tail slams, lightning attacks…

“Come on! Come at me! We’ve got heaps of time!”

The attacks of the ten-thousand feet long black dragon rained down on the flaming falcon’s body.

The flaming falcon was forced into a corner, and it used a self-detonation technique—which damaged its dao foundation—to blast Xiao Ze away.

Unexpectedly, Gluttony was also a big headache. Its mouth was like a large vortex that could swallow heaven and earth, and it continually sucked in the energy released by the flaming falcon’s self-detonation. It even managed to decrease the power of the explosion by a few notches.

Just as the flaming falcon was about to flee, Xiao Ze came flying over again. His glistening dragon scales were neat and orderly, and it was clear that he had suffered no damage at all…

Despair!

At that instant, some telepathic connection suddenly vanished.

The flaming falcon saw the head of the dark dragon ape—which had failed to escape—fly into the sky. It had actually been killed by the human cultivator’s strange mechanical puppets!

Double despair!

It could almost envisage its own future.

No, I must escape! No matter how great the cost, it’ll be worth it!

The flaming falcon activated the mystic technique that damaged its dao foundation again—self-detonation!

Boom!

The flames enveloping the flaming falcon exploded outward. It was as if a dazzling sun had appeared in the sky.

Xiao Ze was blasted back by the fearsome explosion once more. This time, even Gluttony wasn’t able to swallow the large amount of flames released. Its stomach bulged at maximum capacity, and it was also sent flying by the exploding flames.

This is my chance! The flaming falcon tried to ignore the searing pain coursing through its body as it fled toward the distance.

“Don’t run!” Xiao Ze roared. He had evidently been angered by the explosions, and he pursued after the flaming falcon.

“Burp…” Gluttony burped, and a ball of flames exploded out from its gigantic mouth. “I’m beat. I’m too full…”

After exerting great effort, Xiao Ze finally managed to catch up to the flaming falcon. Then, the flaming falcon used its mystic technique once more—self-detonation!

Boom!

Xiao Ze was blasted back again…

“Detestable! Is the zodiac sign of this falcon gunpowder? A word of disagreement, and it self-detonates!” Xiao Ze was feeling extremely agitated, yet there was nothing he could do. Before he knew it, he had followed the flaming falcon out of the Heavenly Basin.

If this continued, and more and more people detected their presence, then they would truly be unable to hide their whereabouts.

Is retreating my only option now?

Xiao Ze understood what was more important. If he couldn’t catch up, then he needed to retreat straight away. Otherwise, they would be finished once the Divine Bat Emperor arrived.

“Don’t stop! Continue chasing!”

At this moment, a voice suddenly traveled over.

Xiao Ze turned around and found that two silver Gundams were holding hands with each other. A bright blue spatial ring had formed between their arms. An Lin and Xu Xiaolan continually performed spatial skips within the spatial ring, and their speed was even quicker than Xiao Ze.

“As expected of Master. Even his mechanical puppets are this bad*ss!” Xiao Ze was exhilarated by this sight.

After several self-detonations, the flaming falcon was already a spent force. Although it had hindered Xiao Ze’s chase, the fact that Xiao Ze was unharmed made it want to spew blood.

After a short while, it noticed that even An Lin and Xu Xialoan had started chasing after it.

“Squawk! Don’t push me! If you people continue chasing, I’ll give you a big one! I’ll bring you guys down with me!” the flaming falcon threatened.

“Come one, bring us down with you! If I back down, I lose!” An Lin chuckled and looked at the flaming falcon in disdain.

The flaming falcon faltered. It had threatened to exchange its life for theirs, yet it was scorned by a cultivator who was at the Soul Formation Stage… It felt that its dignity as an immortal beast had been severely insulted!

Once it recalled the dark dragon ape’s fate, however, it instantly backed down on its threat…

That human cultivator is far too freakish! He’s not someone that I can provoke. I’ll just continue fleeing!

Soon after, Xiao Ze and the others started closing in on the flaming falcon again.

As they chased, Gundam Three and Yao Ji continued to release various types of light-wave attacks.

Xiao Ze summoned countless arcs of dragon lightning and had them strike at the flaming falcon. The most terrifying fact was that Xiao Ze’s dragon lightning had become significantly more powerful. The attacks were originally at the Return to Void Intermediate Stage already. After amplification, their power was that of complete despair!

M-hm, that’s right. This was all because of An Lin.

The combination of An Lin’s Lightning Amplification Technique and Xiao Ze’s lightning attacks was a match made in heaven.

The flaming falcon had no choice but to self-detonate again.

“Experience the art of explosion!” the flaming falcon screeched. Its expression was as if it was calmly looking at death in the face.

An Lin didn’t speak. Instead, he instantly used Make You Cry and Make You Poo on the flaming falcon!

“Plop!” The flaming falcon’s self-detonation attempt was instantly thwarted. Instead, its a*s exploded…

Endless amount of grief welled up in its heart, and it sobbed as it fled. “Waah… Why is this happening? It’s so scary. Mommy, save me! Waah…”

An Lin’s defense-ignoring combo attack caused the flaming falcon to reveal more weak points.

At this instant, the fearsome energy of divine lightning and light waves swallowed the flaming falcon. It let out an anguished shriek and crashed toward the ground.

The flaming falcon was truly terrified. Initially, it still had a great chance of escaping from Xiao Ze’s grasp. However, once An Lin started pursuing it, its situation became progressively worse.

Uncanny! Profound!

This was the first time that it had experienced such despair while facing a cultivator of the Soul Formation Stage.

What f*cking Soul Formation Stage cultivator! This is definitely fake!

Countless attacks descended, and it wasn’t even able to activate its self-detonation mystic technique.

The flaming falcon knew that it was going to die here.

Perhaps it could still save its own life if it surrendered to the human.

However, it wouldn’t choose such a fate. Members of the beast tribe would never become slaves!

Rather than living in humiliation, why not die an explosive death?!

“Now, I’ll have you people understand the true meaning of life!”

The flaming falcon was bathed in blood as boundless rays of golden light erupted from its body. In that instant, it was even more dazzling than the sun!

“Explosion is an art. Let the world remember this moment of brilliance! I’ll create an eternal instant!”

The flaming falcon spread its wings and used its mystic technique one final time—one hundred percent self-detonation!

Boom!

The earth-shattering explosion lit up the entire continent.

An infinite amount of flames swept through heaven and earth, incinerating everything that it came across. Dozens of kilometers of land was transformed into a sea of flames.

A ginormous mushroom cloud appeared. The center of the cloud shone brilliantly, and the heat of destruction was boundless. Countless beasts in the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool turned their gazes toward the direction of the explosion.

Due to the explosion, the “sun” that appeared there was even more dazzling than the sun in the sky.

This momentary image became eternal in the eyes of countless beasts.

…

Heavenly Beast Divine Mountain, a mountain in the Divine Bat Emperor’s territory. This mountain was shrouded in a Heavenly Beast Spell Formation that covered hundreds of kilometers. During close combat, it could defend against the attacks of Dao Integration Stage mythological beasts; during combat at a distance, it could gather energy and launch Divine Judgement attacks. These attacks were powerful enough to wound supreme beings of the Dao Integration Stage.

There was a gigantic blue bat in the center of the Heavenly Beast Spell Formation. It opened its eyes—one was black and the other was white—and looked toward some location in the distance.

“The energy ripples are coming from near the Heavenly Basin. Could it be that something is happening in the Vast Land of Blood?

“Never mind. I’ll contact Nightmare Mud Man first…”