I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 530 Getting Rid of His Stalker

An Lin continued toward the White Jade Mountain on his black brick.

The White Jade Mountain was an extremely dangerous place, but there was also a very high chance of Realm Essence Crystals appearing there, so An Lin made the decision to take the risk. Becoming a eunuch for ten thousand years was no joke, and it was something he definitely couldn’t allow to happen.

He was currently sitting on his brick with a troubled look on his face.

He wasn’t troubled because of the prospect of becoming a eunuch, but instead by the Blood Tribe woman who was now sitting on his brick with him.

“Have you finally decided to accept me? Don’t worry, I’m willing to do anything for you if you agree to let me drink your blood!” The Blood Tribe woman patted her voluptuous chest as she made her guarantee.

An Lin looked down in amazement at the woman’s chest. She was wearing quite a loose robe, so An Lin wasn’t able to see just how large her breasts were earlier. Upon closer inspection now… Woah, these were at least 36D!

Was Blood Tribe nutrition that good?

Could it be that sucking blood could enhance breasts?

An Lin had seen a lot of Blood Tribe women, and none of them had flat chests.

The Blood Tribe woman seemed to have noticed where An Lin was looking, and a blush appeared on her face as she squirmed a little uncomfortably. “That kind of thing… isn’t out of the question. But it’s my first time, so you’ll have to pay me with a bit more blood…”

An Lin almost threw up a mouthful of blood upon hearing this. When did his blood become a currency?!

No! That wasn’t the point! The important thing was that he wouldn’t do something like that in the first place!

An Lin cleared his throat before replying with a serious expression, “I only invited you onto the brick to have a chat with you, not to accept you, so don’t think too much of it.”

Having a Return to Void Stage mighty figure constantly following him around was quite a potential hazard.

Who knew whether her supposed inability to attack An Lin would suddenly disappear?

If the Blood Tribe woman decided to kill him after recovering from her injuries, An Lin would be well and truly screwed.

There was another option for An Lin now, which was to unleash his full power to kill the woman.

However, that wasn’t the best course of action either. After all, if this really came down to a battle to the death, the aftermath might not be something he wanted to deal with.

He felt like the Blood Tribe woman had recovered quite a bit from her injuries, so there was no guarantee that he would be able to defeat her. On top of that, even if the woman was averse to hurting him, she could still run!

If she ran away and stalked him in secret before attacking him in the future, that would be even more disastrous!

The Blood Tribe woman nodded after hearing An Lin’s words. “Alright, what do you want to chat about?”

An Lin thought to himself for a moment before replying, “I can give you a bit of my blood if you want.”

The Blood Tribe woman’s eyes immediately began to glow with excitement. “Yes, please! State your conditions!”

“Establish a slave contract with me so that I can keep you by my side without having to worry about my own safety,” An Lin proposed with a smile.

The Blood Tribe woman faltered slightly before an extremely conflicted expression appeared on her face. As she shook her head, she said, “No… I can’t… You’re a human and I’m from the Blood Tribe…”

An Lin massaged his brows before amending his conditions. “Alright, then I’ll give you a drop of blood, and you have to stop following me around.”

One drop of blood wasn’t much for him anyway, and his top priority was to rid himself of this Blood Tribe woman. He didn’t have any other ideas on how to do that, so he could only try to chase her away by providing a drop of his blood.

The Blood Tribe woman gripped her robe tightly in her hand and remained silent for a long while before finally nodding with great difficulty. “Alright… I’ll do it!”

An Lin slit open his finger to release a drop of blood for the woman.

The Blood Tribe woman eagerly swallowed the drop of blood, and her eyes narrowed into slits again as she savored the blood, seemingly completely entranced.

An Lin was quite puzzled. Was his blood really that delicious?

He paused for a moment before tasting a drop of his own blood…

The resulting taste… was only metallic and salty!

“Get away from me if you’re done!” An Lin waved his hand dismissively.

The Blood Tribe woman stared at An Lin with forlorn eyes and licked her soft, red lips, as if she wanted to drink some more…

“Go! Get out of here!” An Lin pointed to the sky behind her and shooed her away with a firm expression.

Tears welled up in the woman’s eyes as she pleaded with him with a pitiful expression. “Don’t chase me away, please…”

“You agreed to my conditions. What now? You want to go back on your word?” An Lin sneered.

“I can’t live without you…” The Blood Tribe pursed her lips as tears swam in her eyes.

From a bystander’s point of view, it looked like they were a pair of Dao partners going through a breakup.

However, the reality of the situation was, this woman liked to drink An Lin’s blood and refused to leave because of that…

An Lin was enraged to the point of laughter. “I’ve never seen such a shameless person!”

“What’s your name? Tell me your name and I’ll go.”

The Blood Tribe suppressed her tears as she stared at An Lin.

An Lin snapped, “My name is An Ritian!”

“An Ritian…” The Blood Tribe woman muttered to herself, “Bringing peace to the world, a man as bright and dazzling as the sun, but with a heart as vast as the heavens… What a great name!!”

An Lin’s body swayed unsteadily. What the f*ck is with this interpretation?!

“My name is Cassidy.” The Blood Tribe woman smiled and said, “May we meet again, An Ritian!”

An Lin rolled his eyes in response. He couldn’t care less what the woman’s name was!

Cassidy was a little crestfallen upon seeing An Lin’s disgruntled expression, but she still forced a smile onto her own face before waving her hand in farewell.

Thus, An Lin finally managed to chase this ticking time-bomb away.

Xue Zhantian flew toward An Lin excitedly as Cassidy flew away into the distance. “Master, you changed your name? I have to say, your new name is much better than your original one! We are definitely the same type of people after all!”

An Lin chuckled lightly. “Who’s the same type of person as you? You’re a beast, not a human!”

Xue Zhantian blinked his big round eyes in confusion. “Isn’t that besides the point?”

An Lin explained. “I just didn’t want to give my real name to that Blood Tribe woman. Otherwise, she might use my name to curse me someday with some mystic technique.”

He then brought out the blood-jade coffin from his storage ring before surveying it with his Divine Inspection Technique.

“Blood Soul Jade Coffin: An intermediate rank immortal tool with the ability to preserve the body and consciousness of a living being, even if they are on the brink of death. The coffin is also able to absorb life-force energy from its surroundings to regenerate the user.”

An Lin smiled with satisfaction. Just this immortal tool alone was a huge haul!

He went on to refine Cassidy’s storage ring before rummaging through the contents with his divine sense.

His expression faltered slightly at what he saw before an ecstatic expression appeared on his face.

What a massive haul!

As expected, there was a high chance that Cassidy had battled another mighty figure not long ago.

Not only that, but she killed that mighty figure too!

This notion was verified by the diversity of the items within the storage ring.

There were things like Meteorite Clams, Sea God Rods, Illusionary Dream Pearls… and all types of oceanic products as well as some water-type spirit pills…

An Lin inspected all these items and determined that the mighty figure she killed was most likely from the West Sea.

He then tallied up all of Cassidy’s belongings.

There was a total of one hundred and sixty-two vital stones, fifteen spirit tools, forty-one spirit pills, twenty-five spirit fruits, a bunch of oceanic products, and some tool-refinement materials.

There weren’t any immortal tools, but there were four immortal pills.

There were three Blood Rakshasa Pills, which was a type of eighth-grade immortal pills. These three pills were extremely useful in battle for the fast regeneration of blood, vital energy, and injuries.

The last immortal pill was Azure Sea Soul Pill, a sixth-grade immortal pill, which could increase one’s affinity toward water as well as assist the consumer in attaining enlightenment in water-type spell techniques to a small degree.

Most importantly, there were five golden Realm Essence Crystals!

An Lin was almost moved to the point of tears after seeing those five Realm Essence Crystals!

There were still ninety-five more that he needed to collect in order to save his d*ck…

Aside from that, there were twelve red Realm Essence Crystals as well as thirty-one white Realm Essence Crystals.

An Lin tallied up everything in his storage ring to find that his net worth had broken through to over twenty million spirit stones. He was quite pleased with himself after discovering this. After all, with things like money, it was always a case of the more the better.

Not long after he had finished tallying up everything in his storage ring, the space before him suddenly began to crack open.

An Lin immediately came to a grinding halt on his brick as his heart leaped into his throat.

This spatial manipulation power… Was he being attacked by a Return to Void Stage mighty figure?

A beautiful woman in a loose black robe then walked out from the spatial rift.

She wrung her two hands tightly together on her lower abdomen as she looked up An Lin with tearful eyes and a pitiful expression.

She then took a deep breath, as if she had just come to an important and difficult decision, before speaking in a trembling voice.

“An Ritian… I… I agree to establish a slave contract with you!”

An Lin: “…”Ri = f*ck, tian = sky/heavens, so he’s inventing the name of An f*ck the heavens for himself.She’s basically completely butchering the interpretation of the name. An, which is An Lin’s surname means peace/safety, Ri = f*ck or sun, and tian = sky as aforementioned. Hence his name can also mean peace sun heavens, thereby allowing it to be misinterpreted.Zhantian as aforementioned means slash the heavens, while Ritian means f*ck the heavens, hence why they’re supposedly the same type of people.